I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
June 2012
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P̃ͦ͊͋̔̑O̦̩̬͙͌̋̚N͚͇̭̑̎͗͑͆̀P̼̈͊̃̀̊̑O͈̥̤̯͗̃́͞N̡̯̻̓̀͒ ͙̮̄̇ͨ̍̂́ͅd̷̰͍̭̣̲͔̃̂̈́ͅâ̓̄̒̀sͭͧ͊̂ͬ̈́̉hͤͥ̃̈́̍ͤ͏̲̰i̖̮͉͔̠̼͙͊t̩̤͕̄̋̊̓̍̈́ḛ̶͓̅ͨ͊ s̥̀̐h̺̕ͅi̭̲͖͎͇̓ͥ͌͗ͪͮm̺̲̙̻̈́̅̽ͦ͛̓ͯa͎̯̫͖͍é̮̩̠b̦̬͈̼̋ͪͬ̾͋̇ͅͅa̯̻̻̭̘̠̐̏̓ͮ͘ ̮̲͇͓̺̓̏ͧ̃̇ͯͭȋͩ͂͊ͦ͆̂i҉̤̗̼̖̖͚ ͚̞̼ͦ̃̃͑͋ͨn̲̱̜̮ő̭̠͖̗͉̅ͫ
͙̹̈́͛̐ͭ̚z̼̗̰͙̗͚͈̔e͉͖̼̭̖ͩ̾̋n͕̪̞̦̠̠͇z͖̗̥̙̓ͦ̾̈̌e̬̲̝̤̲̫̮͌̾̃̃̀n̻͔ͫ̋̒ͨ̔ͣ͜ ̱̼̫ś͈͙̦̣̰̫̋h̵̋̃̊͆î͙̺̺͈n̤̣̙̹̥̝ͦͨ͡a̴̠̠͔̽̈́̉ͯ͌i̼̙̍ͬ̍̏ͩͤ̏ ͙̱̣͒ͫ̅̋̏̇̚n̏͗ͣ̅̿ͬo̺͑ͮ́͑ ̲̠̳̺̐͋ͣ͞t͖͔̰̹̽̽s̟͔̖̮̠̰̿͒͂̄ù̖̣̳͉͎̩́ͧͬ͌ͫm̗͂a͚̖͕̩͎r̮̤̮̿ͮă̬̞̙̺̦n͇̦ͫͨͩͫ̒ͨ̓a̩̝͚ͨͨi̟̺̪̞ ̳͓̼̯ͪ́͂d̢̞̻͓̺̈́́̐̌̚ͅe̫̼͈̪̜ͧ͆̋̏ͮͫs͔̭̣͎͓̣̍̒̊ͨ̓̎ͧ͜ͅh͉͉ͨ̎ͪ̕ò̷̩̳͉̰̎̃ͦ̑̎ͣȟ͎̥͑͋̿̏͑̾́e̷̗̰̠̺͇̯ͥͥ̄ͣ̐ͫ̈ͯ̕͡d͖͉͔̭̾ͦ̑̉͡ḍ̱̘͔̆̈́̒̔͠͝o͊̄͂͏͚̣͍f̶̣̬̭̪̪̱̽̈́̾o̪̓ͪ̎̄́͜n̶̵̢̗̰̖͎̳̖̻ͤ̌̉ͮ͗ͭ̇͒ ̷̵̝̣͈͋̽̈́͡k͔͈͚̭͈̬̭͚͛͐̐̕͝a̞̻͙͕̦ͦk̛̝̯͎̫̰̖͗̌ͫ̃͛ͯe̟̮̦̖͚̙͎͚͒͛ͬ͟ṱ̃́̒̇́e̶̺̣͓̗̦̭̗͖͌ͧ͌ͧ̈͗̍ͦ͠ ̭̹̬̤͌̿͛̌͑̍ȓ̪̞͚̳̘̋̌͆ͭ͑ͣ̚͘ì̼̦̼̏̎͡z̷̵͇͔͎͌̉ͣ̈́͋̃ͧụ̘̱̙̟͎̑ͭ̓͐̌ͮ͟͡m̤̳̱̲̎͑̕͠͡u͎̻͓͍̲̪̽̿͛͌ ̥ͤ͂ͭ̀̂̐͘n̋̄҉̲̼͔̱̥͙̞͖íͣͫͤͤ̀̂͏̖͓̖͍ͅ ̷̛̝̤̭͍ͩ̓͂̒͐̐̐ͥǹ̘͎͕̗̠̙̃̾̃̇ͣ̇̽͜ͅͅo̓͊͝͏͕̰͖ͅs̺͇̖͐͗ͯ̂͆ë̴͚̬̻̟̮̠́̾ͧͯ̆t̝͇̫͇̙ͥͮe̬̻̳̲̫̞̖̓̌̂͂ͤ͘͟
̨̘͓͓̞̜̙̝̐̀W̸̧̲̠̤͖̣̺̤ͧͪ̈̀̾A̸̛̱̻̜̖͉͎̱̟̓ͤͩͬ̅Y͕ͥ̊Ẅ͛͏̸̵̘̲͖͚̗A̴̷̡̦͚͒ͯY̼̖͖̙͖̟͕ͣ͋͛̎̈́̑͡ ̸̙̀ͮ̐͒̈ͣ̚a̛̖̜͙͉͇̥̰͗͊ͩͦ͌̃̐k̛̳̮̫̗̺͓̫͚̥̽̈́͠e̸̛͉͇̝̦͓͓̫̱̹̎̈̿t̳̯͉̲̪̫̽ͧͅͅĕ̡ͭ̿͐ͭ͌҉̨̝͖̥̯̝̤͎ ̷̦̱̥̪̺̞ͧ͌̉̏̋̓̔̈́̋̕͜a̛̝̮̎͒̎́t̢̺̼̣̅ͫ̾͗͊̐̀a͓͓̞̙͋̊ͩ̾̓ͫ̍̚̕͡sͯ̑҉̷̳͟ͅh̸̵͕̥̰̬͙̹ͮ̈i̢̩̩̗͚͈̩͖̎̒̚̕͞ ͖̹̓ͤ̇̔̓͊ͭ̎ͫ͜͝n̶̩̉ͯͨ̉̚ͅo̶̙͍̹̬ͧ̾̍̔͊͠ ͕̼͕͚͇̩̤̳̯ͬ͆ͦͩ̔̍ͫ̏͟m̴͇͎̞͍̭͎ͮ̅ͯ͒ͥͧ͊i̼̰̳̭̥̎̿͛̑c̮͚͖̗͙ͮͪ̉͂̓h̴̫͉̠͍̺̫̬̳̓͂͘ͅĩ̡̗̺̮̊ͤ̂́ ̈́̍̉͊́͗͏̛͔͈̭̠̘̫͉w͍̺͊o̤̩͍̻͇͕̜̱͐̔̕
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̞̺̱̣͎͚̩̙̀͛͢͠P̡̦͈ͬ̅̅̾ͦ̀O̊̏̏̋̓̄͏̰͈̥̙N͍̗͚̠̲̩̗̜͇ͩ̓̓̓͂͌̾͟P̴̥̞͓̟̗ͤ̒̂ͫ̆Ȏ̸́̇̒̈̉͏̭͉̲̞̺͕̬͓N̢ͪ̊ͨ̒͐ͬ͛ͨ̉҉͓͕̲͜ ̨̣̲̝̑͂̾͐ͬͪ̐̆s̢̭̳ͥ̉ͤͧͭ̈ͧ̈́͒͢u͔̺̠̪̩ͨ̓͑̾ͬͫ̇̀͝ͅs̡̯̙̼̙͖̓̽̐͠ͅu̶̶͇̗̟̲͇̻̺̯͔ͧ͢m̸̢͔̘̠͕͉ͬͬ̒͢u̠̣͙͍ͨ̈͐̓̉͊̈͑͢ ̻̭͎̻̯̣͑̌͡ͅi̴̩̼͉͇̺͖̲̫̲͑̊̈ͧ͋̄̂̕͢ŗ̶͈̰̀͐ͦ̍́̇̌̎͝o͌̈́͑͛́͏̰͉̦̥̯͍͟͠i̭̥̬̜̺͔̯̿̄͆r̛̛̮̭͕̲͇̹̭͉̓ͪ̉͜oͥ̅̔ͭͭ̐́͏͓̣͝ ̗̥͎̪͕̳͖̠̉̒̄̄ͪ̎̔͠n̡̳̗̪͇ͬͯ̃̓ͣ̅͞a͔̥ͤ̈́̍͆̏ ̯̬̣̥͌͂ͦ̐͑k̡̨̤̖̘͇̫ͬ̆̊͐ͥ̌͡ơ̢͖͒͊̚͠t̨̖̻̱̫͎̭̙̪̉̕o̞̗̬͆́ͤ̅͠d̴̮̗͍̫͕̥̘͈̼̙̱̻̻̟́̂̽͌̇̎́̾͆̅ͩ͘̕͜ǫ̶̯̹̦̥̘̝̞̇̆̊ͪ͆̈́̐̿̆͌͟͡n̸̡̺̮̮̫̰̻͖̱̪̠̠͚̟̮̖͔͗ͥ̂͛ͬ͋̀̅̿ͨ͐͛͑ͫ͒̇͐͢͞d̸̻͉̲͓̳͍͇́̏ͣ̈͊ͮ̍̍̓̽̇̚͞ȏ̴̡̧̼͍͎̪͓̺̫̻ͤ͐ͤ́̄̅̄͌ͨ͂̂̑́͞ͅͅn̶̛̬͙̯̝͎ͮ͆̓̈̎ͨ̊̏̀ͦ͊̒̃́ͦ́͢ ̛̰̬̳̼̦͔͖̹̜̣̪̜̯̭̓͐̽ͤ̓̇̍̚͢͢͠k̸̢͒ͭ̈̈́̒ͧ͒̽͛͏̪̼̠̥̤̺̳̼͔̙̟̗͍̯̕i̴̛͇͚̞̟̟̭̫̰̙̥͔̝̣̤̺ͣ̈́͗̾̈̍̕t̴̃̍̓ͭ̑̆̚҉̲̫̭͙̪̦̳̞̭̙̭̩̤̺̤e̢̒̍̎̒ͧ̒̇ͪ̿̔̃̈͛ͫ̒ͩ̔͢҉̡̧͖̣͇̯̙̲̬̞̣̗̻r̸̡̛͕̮̮͇̟̦̱̱͈̝͖͚͙͓͓̻ͮ͂̐͂̐̂̃͒̆ͦ͌͗͂ǘ̵̸̻̦͈͍̹̠̦͎̠̭͚͎̙̩̥ͧ͐͋ͨ̾ͤͭ͌̐̚̕͜ͅ?͑̆̈́ͥ͗͌ͫͨͣ̈͒ͩ͗͊̚͢҉͇͎͓͍̤̝̮̻̖̻̯͔͔̝̜͕̜̜̼ ̳͖̖̣͊ͥͩ̾̈́̃̓̽ͥͦ̂͐̿́̏̊̓̑̇͢͞͡ȃ̘̣͉̗͔̥͎̦͊̈̃̇ͥ̊̎͑͌ͮ́ͧ͐́ͣ̐͊̔͟͝ͅn̸̡̨͎̥͕͚̥̳̰͎̯ͯ͊̃͗͋̃̃͛̿̚̚͡ͅͅa̡̢̻̲̘̜̙ͮ̂̊̄͞ͅt̵̘̰͓̣̣̳͎͕̯͐͊̏̄͋̓̈́̄̐́́͝͡a̴̵͔̞̮͚̲͉ͧ̋̒ͮͬ̏ͣ̒͜͜͠ ̅͐̎ͭ̑͏̸̵҉̨̬̹̱̳̩͇̲̫ņ̶͇̯͕̠̙̰̝̖͕̪̼̹̐̍͂̉ͪ͌͒ͧͤͥͦ̾̎̒ͅo̴̳͎̹̭̹̮̱͉͇̜͇͆̎͒͂͋ͧ̀ͅ ̡̼͓̣̣̘͎̪̫̙̠̙̰͍͉͍̠͌͋̂̑̀͜k͍͚̮̹͚̦̜̮̤̼̱͈̩̽̇ͨ̽̄͑ͯͬ̅ͧ͑ͪ̾͜͢͠i̛̲̯̙̞͎̮̹̝̯̦̝̟͉ͩ̓̄ͬ͢m̡͕̫̙̠͙͕̠̳͎̖͆ͬ̈ͬ͐͠o̴͊͂ͯ̌̑̓͒́ͬͭͯ̎ͧ҉̘̺̘̯̬̫̹͚̗̪̥͙̥̘͇̞́c̴̟̮̟͙̥̜̥̩̠ͦ͛̊ͣ̚͠ͅh̵̙̘̱̭̭̘̺̫̙͓̳̗̩̤͎̲ͥ̉̂͊̂͛̂͛ͮͥͭ̇̌̾͑̚̕̕͠͝ỉ̵̜͇̠̩̻͍̳̩̼̜͉͉̹͐̉̑̐ͦ̄́ͅͅ
̴̢̜̟͖̣̳͇̊̉̇ͫͯ͘͝P̶͙̘̙̲̠̭̮͖̭͇̗͙̬̙͇̻̓̍͆̿ͤ̿̿̿͛ͥ̽̎ͣ̊̚͞O̞͔̪̪̮͍͇̫̥͍̗ͤ͑ͮ̍͆̿̅̆ͬ̑̚͞Ȉ̴͍̪̳̾̒̀̅ͭ̾͋̌̚͟͝ͅP̵̡̳͖͍̯̦̠̰̣̙̯̺̌̉͌̿̎̽̃̓͛̕͘Ò̴̢̨̿̐̉̄͛ͫͬ̓ͫ͐ͧ̆ͥ̎̓҉̞̺̙̺̗̮̜͚̩͍̙̫I̺̯̤͙̬̰͚͍̻͍̒̂ͬͥ̈ͬ̃ͣ͋ͧ͆̓̎̚͘͝ ̵̧̨͇̬̥̯͕̮̝͉̠̦̟͔͈̮͔ͮ͒ͧ̈ͤ͊̍͂̓͆ͥ̊̀̉͌̋́͟š̶̶̗͖͈͔̯͉͚͖̳̱̼͖̅͐ͨͤͪͣͫ̿ͮͦ̇̅̓̐ͪ͊́͟͡ų̛̪̬̠͚̱̩̣̖͓̟̀̐ͯ͆͋̍ͪ͊̇̈́͘͞͠t̫͕̦͇̰̳̫͉̬͑́ͣ̾̀̓ͫͧ́̀͢͢e̢͍̯̻̘̳̣̱̭͚̬̙̯̼̥̠̊ͤͮ̐ͫ͋̃͠r̵̶̦̜̘͇̙̠̟͙̼̫̥̺̭̗͂̇ͤͣͩ̌̽̌ͣ̓u̶̸͍̫̺̥̪̤̻̺̣ͭ̏̉͋̔̈́͐ͬ̈̓ͩ͟ͅͅ ̶̵̞̖̪̮̬̝̳̮͛̾ͨ͟͞w̵̯̪̼̩͙ͦ͋͐̑ͧ͗ͧ̓͟͝͡͞a̧̢͙̲̜̲͙͔̝̦̜̞̦̝̞̗ͦ̃ͧ͘͜͠r̸̨̯̘͔̹̫ͫͧͧ̏̐̈́̾̔͊͒̒̓ͣ̇̓̓͢ũ̷̶̧̠̰̦̳̘͓͚͈̼̬͆̀̇̃ͅͅį̧̭̘̳̺͎ͪͧ͂̇͌ͫ͌͊ͫ̏ ̶̢̡̜̗̦̺͈̲͔̖͓̺̞̼̯́̔͆ͨ̇̌̄̑͗ͪk̷̢͌̆ͭͤ̓̂͂ͨ̀́҉̫̳͙̳̭̟̲̭̖̳̻̯͔̲͉͍o̧͍̝͈̗͌ͤͯ͑͟ ̵̶̷̨̲͕̱̳̝͖̲̖͓̫͂̓͆͋̾w̡̧͍̞̱̬̞͎̘̼̳̺̗̦̘͔̩ͮ̑͗̓̽̓̀ͥ̽̋ͮ̇ͩͦ͊̕͟͠ͅa̻̺̻̗̝̫̟̠̥̞̾ͬ̿̊̾͢͞͡͞ ͌͋ͧ̀ͣ̓̑̅͐ͮͯͩ̈ͥ̚̚҉̷̧̢̩̳̞̝͙̯͙̺d̞̫͙̬̖̰̱̙̠͕̔̄̽̋ͮ͘a̛̛̬̤̰̼̋͂ͫ̍͗̃ͨ̏̑ͧ͌ͥ͒͌ͩr̺͕̲͔̦̔̀͂̆͋͆̈́ͤͯ͗͊̕͢͝͠͞ëͥ̄̿ͪͬ̚҉̴̷͎̖̪̗̀?̓̇̌ͬ͏͏̸̺̤͈̰̠̳̲̤̬̼͇̪̻͇͚͠
̴̼̪̝̰̬͙̙̠̳̼̻ͯ̋̑͊̄͑̒͋̾̐͞s̙̻̳͇̯ͨ͛̇͛͛̋ͮ̅͌ͮͥ̿ͮͣ̊̔͠͡͞ö̼͙̼̙͔̘̰̬̦̟̳̭̪͉͚̬́̅ͯ̎̊͊͒͒ͫ͆̽͜͞͞u̡̹͈̱͈̭̺̦͈̜͚̅ͥ͋̍ͮ̎̅ͬͬ̾̇ͨͧͩ́̕͜͡ͅs͔̖̥̼̭̠̲̟̞͓̆ͭ̀̑͑̾ͯ̓͑̒̋ͨ̆ͪ̚̕͞ȍ̷ͫ̑̓͗͒͒ͪ҉̥̖̺̦͈ͅu̿̅ͤ͑̓̀̄̈́̄ͮ͆͗ͨͭͣ҉̵̝̱̘̬̯͟ ̡̧̡̨̻̠̦̻̦̫̎͗ͬ͋ì̻͍̟͔̥̲͕̼̣͉͍̫̞̗̣̘̇̅ͧ̉̃̒͒̚̕͝ͅͅi̧̛̺͚̹̮̞̱̥̮̬͒̃̂̆̽ͥ̒̿́̚ ̸̧̪͔̮͈̣̠̾ͬ̔̾́͞͠kͩͦͦ́̀ͬ̓ͬ̑̾̈́̊̀̃̀ͥͭ̌҉̸̴̷̺͇͚͈̦̳̞͝ͅo̶̧ͮ̋ͮͦ̽̎͗͆ͩ́ͫ̈́̌̋ͬ̑͏̴͇͉̥͙͔̻̙̱͎ͅ ́ͪ͑͂ͧ̀ͭ̿̇ͫ̒̽͊ͤ̇̾͞҉̢̲̥͚̪̰͙̱̺͈͉͉̺͎́͘a̶̷̩͕̼̞͉̯̭̰͋ͥ̔̅͋̊ͣͫͨ̐ͫ͆̚͟a̖̟̫̮̠̝͉͈͔̽͗ͫ͗ͪ̍͊͋ͩͦ̀̂ͬ̈́͠͠
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RLUEI:
SCOAI. took me a minute to figure out where you got your extended results but iiiiii got it. The personality is mostly right. but the careers are fucking /off/
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Even though I very much SUPPORT the use of weed, I can totally understand hating the smell. My ex-roomie made me hate that fucking smell, and the smell of bacon, holllyyy shit, and baby powder. BAD SMELLS.
Awwww that sucks. Bacon is a good smell. Kinda like baby powder too.
Yeah, I don’t really give a fuck if people smoke it so long as they dont do it anywhere near me so I can smell it. I don’t want to smell it. it smells naaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstyyy
That smoke and normal cigarette smoke are smells that make me rage so hard
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May 2012
- Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
- Joss Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.
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who the fuck is smoking pot in your house? murder that bitch
Biggie.
He was around in montana too, you know him. before he was a total ass and he was just sort of scary because he was really tall.

even if it is misplaced rage for a bunch of different things. I’d rather put it all on him. Yeah. that seems like a perfectly logical thing to do.

- Dean Winchester isn’t scared of the monsters in Purgatory
- The monsters in Purgatory are terrified that Dean somehow followed them down there.



