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05:09 PM . 28 January 2012
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m-azing:

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

NO KLEPTO

02:08 AM . 21 September 2011

After M.M puts on his ski mask.

  • MM: Does this make me look suspicious?
  • me: if thats the look you're going for.
  • MM: I don't understand why you think I look suspicious
  • Me: I'm just going skiing!
  • MM: In the middle of summer!
  • Me: At night
  • MM: In the valley
  • Me: My skis? My skis are at my friends house.
  • Wendi: I'm going to use my friends as skis
04:13 PM . 25 April 2011

fancytickler:

yeah dick

you show that bitch who’s boss

12:20 PM . 02 April 2011

That awkward moment when someone mentions suddenly they got a puppy and you’re confused because you never heard anything about this.

and then they admit the puppy is on farmville.